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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 12:22

They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do narcissists love their children?
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
Still no good
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
Still no good.
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read