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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 12:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do narcissists love their children?

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

NASCAR hopeful for deserved return to Mexico City in 2026; will INDYCAR join? - FOX Sports

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?

Still no good

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why are breasts attractive?

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

Still no good.

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

How big is the French Army?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

The Democrats’ candidate, Kamala, is a total loser, while our candidate, Trump, is a legendary hero and a living god. Are you ready to lose BIG Democrats?